Vintage Blenders for Hipster Happy Hours

Did you know that there are people who collect vintage blenders like this Osterizer Pulse Matic 16?  They usually cost less than $20 and often have years of service life left.

We've tried a vintage blender in the past and, sometimes, they work out really well. You can often find them in your local thrift store. If you get into collecting them, you might be able to build up a nice collection like this blogger: Blending the old with . . .

Here's a vintage Osterizer like the one pictured in action:

Now, all you need is some fruits and vegetables and a basic idea of what you want in a smoothie.

Six Low Tech Apple iPad Alternatives

 You Can Have a Rich Multimedia Experience Without the Apple iPad!

Many people have been consumed by the desire to own Apple's latest gadget: the iPad. But, in the middle of a recession, many have had to defer the instant gratification that comes from owning the latest and greatest new Apple product. Fortunately, there are lots of low tech, low cost, alternatives to the Apple iPad. Exhaustive research has yielded my top six low-tech iPad alternatives:


1. The Tablet, the Pen, and the Pencil. If you need to collaborate with your peers and work collaboratively, then you can't beat the tablet form factor. Fortunately, the Apple iPad is only the newest tablet on the block. Your low tech iPad alternative is the paper tablet combined with two low tech stylus choices: pen and paper. Paper has been around for over 2000 years. Paper is a persistent and portable persistence mechanism that can store your important scrawlings for decades. The rich, interlaced, pressed cellulose fiber display of paper provides tactile feedback and color unmatched by the Apple iPad. To share ideas or calculations with a paper tablet, simply write or draw them and then pass your tablet to your collaborators for them to embellish your ideas. If you need to make a presentation, simply buy a bigger pad. Cost: $5.00 at your local drugstore or office supply place.

2. The Paperback Novel. Of course, the Apple iPad is really a reading machine for storing and presenting text to the avid reader. The Apple iPad does a great job of storing hundreds, even thousands, of titles and easily presenting them to the reader. Many people think the iPad is a worthy alternative to popular e-book readers like the Amazon Kindle. However, at nearly $500, the Apple iPad really shouldn't be brought into the one place most real men read: the bathroom. In contrast, the low-tech iPad alternative a paperback novel can be brought into the bathroom and used one handed. The paperback can even be placed on the bathroom floor and held open with the reader's toes. While you can leave a paperback novel next to your throne and take a hot steamy shower, an Apple iPad would most likely wilt or short circuit. Cost: $6 at your local thrift store or used book store.

3. A Text Editor. Some people consume content and some people create content. The Apple iPad doesn't come with a keyboard. In contrast, the AlphaSmart 2000 Word Processor comes is a keyboard and it doesn't offer the opportunity to re-watch movies like Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. If you want to create instead of watch, you'll need an iPad alternative with a keyboard. If you want to be productive and write your way out of any economic problem, you can do better than an Apple iPad. Cost: $40 on ebay.


4. A Harmonica. Sure, you can buy digitized music at play it on the Apple iPad for hundreds of dollars. But, you could have a more authentic experience playing a harmonica out in front of the Greyhound station. Plus, if you have a hat, complete strangers might throw money into it. This low tech Apple iPad alternative actually earns you money while you play the "I ain't got no iPad blues." Other low tech iPad music alternatives include a fife, a mouth harp, or a portable cassette player. If you want music for free, you can just listen with a radio like the Coby CX-7 AM/FM Personal Portable Radio. There was music before iTunes. Cost: $10-20 at a harmonica store.


5. A Camera. It's not enough to match the capabilities of the Apple iPad, you'll want to exceed them. The Apple iPad doesn't even have a built-in camera. If you simple choose to stick a camera in your pocket, you've vastly exceeded the capabilities of the Apple iPad. Even a simple Aries 3-in-1 digital camera can blow away the Apple iPad. Cost: $20 at your local drugstore.

6. Your Eyes, Ears, Taste buds, Nose, and Fingers. For $91, you have seen plenty of alternatives to the Apple iPad. But, you don't have to spend a lot for the ultimate multi-media experience. If you want a multi-media alternative to the iPad that touches all of your senses, all you need is to pull out the earbuds, turn off your computer, and look around at the world. You don't have to plug in, you don't need the latest technological gadget, simply go sit on a park bench and look around. Touch a tree. Feed a squirrel. Life is the ultimate alternative to the Apple iPad. Cost: Free Of course, if you want to enhance the experience, you could improve your hearing with the Listen Up Personal Sound Amplifier or see the world with the amazing clarity of HD Vision Wrap Around Sunglasses. Cost: $10-$20 from you local drugstore.
It can be tough to live without the latest high tech gadgetry. When you feel the iPad lust, remind yourself that the Apple iPad does not come with a pair of pliers or a bottle opener. In many situations, it is far less useful than a Gerber Multi-Tool. One day, an Apple iPad might be fun to own, but I'm pretty happy with my humble Acer Aspire 5515 laptop. It has a keyboard!

The 1975 Chrysler Cordoba in Pictures

Do you remember the Chrysler commercials featuring Ricardo Montalban?  Everyone in the 70s could imitate his beautiful enunciation of the phrase "rich Corinthian leather."

Here is one that I found at a Goodwill down in Florida a few years ago.  Of course, I couldn't take on an old car project at the time.  But, I did snap a few pictures!  It is quite a portrait of the 70s . . .

When was the last time you saw coach lights on a car to guide your entry at night.  That is luxury ladies and gentlemen . . .

The car actually is the Cordoba.  I thought it was the Cordova and that Ricardo Montalban was simply being exotic with his Spanish accent.

 This thing is called a trunk.  The Chrysler Cordoba could probably hold Jimmy Hoffa and several of his "associates." 

I like the scroll work on the Cordoba's tail lights.  It's a little over the top.  But, it gives this vintage car a luxury touch.

Of course, whitewall tires are standard retro equipment.  These look new.

Alas, here it is:  The 1975 Chrysler Cordoba.  Perhaps, it is a car that I should have bought!

Retro Technologies that Still Work Fine

 No Need to Buy New Tech when These Old Tech Meet Your Needs

Once upon a time, I paid over $3000 for a 486 computer. I also paid $900 for a stereo. I'm not alone. Lots of people have jumped on the technology bandwagon only to see their purchases eclipsed by ever changing and improving technologies. We don't need to discuss the advance of television and film content on beta tapes, then VHS tapes, then laser discs, then DVDs, and now Blu-Ray discs. Once you've been burned a few times, you become a little more reluctant to part with your cold hard cash.
After awhile, many people simply realize that there is no reason to be an early adopter or even an adopter of the latest technologies. At least, not just for the sake of being able to claim the latest and greatest. Ultimately, it's the ideas that make it into the documents you create, the content of the movie you watch, the beauty of the photograph you take, and the message and melodies in the music you hear that counts. The technology is just an infrastructure platform for delivering or creating content. Before you adopt a new technology, you should consider whether you would really benefit from the new capabilities of that new gadget. You should also consider whether your old gadgets still meet your needs.

With that in mind, here are three retro technologies that still work just fine:

1. The Phonograph. While the compact disc and MP3 file have lured many listeners away with convenience and portability, many audiophiles and music enthusiasts have returned to the vinyl record. They believe that music is best captured through analog media instead of being converted to a series of ones and zeroes and being recorded digitally. They also refuse to give up sound quality for the file compression that saves drive space. Plus, they like the art on full-sized album covers. Thomas Edison's invention has been around since 1877 and it's not going away any time soon. Amazon.com features hundreds of turntables.

2. The Revolver. The essentials of modern firearms and ammunition have been the stable for at least one hundred years. While the 1911 Colt .45 is still the standard by which semi-automatic pistols are judged, the revolver designs they replaced are still going strong. When you are in an adrenaline-charged, life threatening, situation, the simplicity of a revolver can't be beat. When the chips are down, you don't need a safety, a laser, an accessory rail, an on-board computer, or a polymer frame, you need a firearm that will go bang when you pull the trigger and allow you to hit a human-sized target that is probably less than thirty feet away. Revolvers have real advantages in reliability and ease of use. If you want simple target shooting and home defense, you can't go wrong with a Smith & Wesson Model 10 or Taurus Model 82.

3. The Sail. In this era of sustainability, you can't beat the sail for propulsion at sea. The wind is still and has always been free. If you want to go on an adventure and cross an ocean, you'll need to hoist a sail and leave the power boaters at the docks with their gold chains, cigars, and trophy wives. If Joshua Slocum could circle the globe, so can you. But, you must respect the sea. You'll want a stout, full-keel, sail boat of at least thirty feet in length before sailing the ocean blue. Something like the Pacific Seacraft 40 would be perfect.

When it comes to technology, see beyond the trends and consider what works best for you.